Title: White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers
Label: Prosthetic Records
Release: November 23, 2018
Since the band couldn’t be bothered to write a coherent song, there’s not really much to review. From word one of the press release (which tacitly likens a Jewish author to a fascist), you know this is going to be garbage. Nowhere on this 23 minute release is there anything that approaches a coherent musical idea. No riffs, no coherent song structure, no intelligible lyrics, nothing but a ceaseless barrage of distorted noise with a muffled “blaarrgh” over the top. I’m sure Richard Spencer, incels, the alt-right, and all of those other dangerous people that ceased to be relevant to anything a year, if not longer, ago are absolutely shaking.
If you’ve ever wondered what a man with broken hands playing a distorted guitar whilst passing an incredibly painful dump and recording audio of the whole proceeding on a Fisher-Price tape recorder would sound like, then this is the record for you. If, however, you are looking for good metal music, then avoid this release at all costs.